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Jason Kelce’s Bedtime Story Backfires Hilariously, Terrifies Daughter Ellie — and Sparks Kylie’s Furious “What Is WRONG With You?” Meltdown
Jason Kelce may be a Super Bowl champion, but even he admits he fumbled spectacularly during one very innocent mission: bedtime storytelling.
In the Dec. 3 episode of New Heights, the beloved former Eagles center revealed that what began as a sweet, creative twist on the classic tale of Pinocchio turned into a full-blown household crisis involving a terrified 4-year-old, one unlucky stuffed animal… and a furious Kylie Kelce demanding answers.
🎭 A Bedtime Story Gone Horribly, Hilariously Wrong
According to Jason, bedtime had been going smoothly until he decided to improvise.
Like many parents, he tried to make the story more engaging by inserting his daughter Elliotte’s favorite stuffed sloth, charmingly named Slothy, into the plot. Everything was cute — until Jason delivered the line that changed the entire atmosphere of the room:
“One night, Ellie wished upon a star… and Slothy came to life.”
Silence.
Huge eyes.
Immediate terror.
Jason said Ellie froze, clutching Slothy with both hands as if the poor creature might actually bolt upright at any moment.
“She was horrified,” Jason admitted, laughing. “I thought she’d love it. Nope. Worst decision ever.”
😡 Enter Kylie Kelce: The Real MVP of Bedtime Reality Checks
If Ellie was horrified, Kylie was… livid.
Jason joked that within seconds, Kylie stormed in like a defensive coordinator who just saw her player blow coverage on national television.
Her exact words?
“What the f— is wrong with you?”
And honestly? Jason didn’t disagree.
He laughed on the podcast and said he genuinely thought he was doing something magical — “Disney-level parenting,” as he put it — but Kylie made it clear this was not the vibe.
🎶 Despite the Disaster, Jason LOVES Storytime
Even though this bedtime moment may go down as a “Kelce Family Hall of Fame fail,” Jason says he genuinely adores reading and singing to his four kids:
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Wyatt, his spirited eldest
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Elliotte, the now-scarred-by-sloths middle child
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Bennett, the family comedian
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Baby Finnley, the newest addition
He often reads Dr. Seuss, fables, and classic children’s stories. His favorite lesson to teach? Honesty — which he says is why he loves The Boy Who Cried Wolf.
(And judging by the Slothy incident… honesty may now include:
“Daddy will NOT make your toys come alive.”)
👨👩👧 The Kelce Family: America’s Favorite Chaos Team
Fans adore the Kelce family precisely for moments like this — real, chaotic, hilarious, and deeply relatable. Whether Jason is wrestling with bedtime routines, or Kylie is saving her household from magically possessed stuffed animals, one thing is always true:
The Kelces never fail to entertain.